Two hookers meet in a scrum...

One says to the other: "What the £$%* do you think you're locking at"

Search engines are funny things.

Google "sexy bums" and a post I wrote back in October last year titled "Don't ask me ... (about sexy bums)" is ranked 10th.

It's the consistently most viewed post I've ever written, along with "Rick Danko and Levon Helm" (which incidentally ranks #1 on Google.)

Let's see how popular this one gets....