Seems to have caught on....

Birgit S's girl (I use the term loosely..) friends seem to have been flattered at being categorised as "Desperate Housewives"


"Crikey" said the salesgirl "was there a RUSH...?! All these women from Klein-Winternheim just DESCENDED on the place and started FIGHTING over the couple of mats that we had in stock"


Desperate, indeed.