It happened like this......I was back in New Zealand on vacation and someone picked up on the fact that - despite the bona fide accent - I wasn't local.
"You must be from away, then" she said........
23 December 2009
12 days of Christmas - #10
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley
Colorado
23 December 1975
Your rotten prick
Now there’s 10 ladies dancing. I don’t know why I call those sluts ladies. They’ve been balling those pipers all night long. Now the cows can’t sleep and they’ve got diarrhea. My living room is a river of shit. They Commissioner of Buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouln’t be condemned.
I’m sticking the police on you.
One who means it,
Agnes
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)

No comments:
Post a Comment