It happened like this......I was back in New Zealand on vacation and someone picked up on the fact that - despite the bona fide accent - I wasn't local.
Question on immigration form:"Are you a natural-born resident of Singapore?"
Honesty invited the response: "No, I was delivered by caesarean section."
*Act 5 Scene 8 Macduff: Despair thy charm, And let the angel whom thou still hast served Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb Untimely ripp'd.
1 comment:
Yes, I do find this amusing!
Post a Comment