So that's alright, then

This letter tells me what my pay increase is this year as an OAP.

It's zero.

I knew this already, because it's been in all the papers and all over the radio and all over the TV for BLOODY MONTHS.

But we - all 16 million of us - get a letter telling us to use teabags twice and not to go to the movies more than once a year.

Even if they got a deal on the postage, it cost them all of €5m.

That's almost 30c each.

Better than nothing......